Want to join the network police?

If you have been annoyed by a lame user on your network do something stupid and bringing down the entire network then you should enjoy this fake network traffic ticket.  Print this ticket out and issue it to your co-worker, friends, or lame network user next time the network goes down.

RIAA Now Banning the Act of Telling Friends About Songs

The Onion news has discovered that “The Recording Industry Association of America announced Tuesday that it will be taking legal action against anyone discovered telling friends, acquaintances, or associates about new songs, artists, or albums. “We are merely exercising our right to defend our intellectual properties from unauthorized peer-to-peer notification of the existence of copyrighted material,” a press release signed by RIAA anti-piracy director Brad Buckles read. “We will aggressively prosecute those individuals who attempt to pirate our property by generating ‘buzz’ about any proprietary music, movies, or software, or enjoy same in the company of anyone other than themselves.” RIAA attorneys said they were also looking into the legality of word-of-mouth “favorites-sharing” sites, such as coffee shops, universities, and living rooms.” This is a fake news story but very funny and one day may become true.